HandsomeDude-Me

yooohooooo!!!!

2007-07-12T14:01:00.000+08:00

YOOOOHOOOO!!!

Im currently at work...

freaking cold......

brwwwwwwhhh!!!!

Oh i made some kinda statical survey by myself.

I found out that the people that blocks the most way whilst walking are...

Indians!!! i oso don noe why.. maybe they juz like to block my way..

while this is after observing for quite sometime.. they like to stand in the middle of the pathway and talk... and u noe most of them are those middle aged aunties.. they make the path seem so much smaller.. when wanting to veer to avoid them they might juz bump their ass in ur way...

2nd place.. Old people

Its really ok for old folks to walk slowly.. i personally don blame them..

but when then walk in a horizontal line whilst walking cum talking.. then they are major path jammers!!! No doubt has the number 2 spot for pathblocks.

3rd place.. couples who thinks they are strolling in the park.

u noe i noe.. no need to say so much!

4th place kids and animals.

well not much of a nuisance to me.. i rather avoid them.. if its a dog i might step on its feet.. if its a kid i/he/she might bump into me.. sure fall down.. unless its a BIG FAT KID!!!

(The above is considered ficticious, and are all assumptions made by me! if u feel them same then say YOOOOHOOOO!! in my tagboard)

Travelling to work is a bummer la..

No good looking girls.. even if there are.. their from NP oso.

SP girls are.. ahem... ahhhhhheeemmmmm!!!

they are smart ppl ! XD maybe the flower haven blossomed yet? the train towards JE working ladies... opposite of wad u see going towards MB...

Damn sad..

WAD TO DO WAD TO DO....

At least 1 noe 1 beauty in SP.. if not pretty at least better then those i get to see at Dover!!

PS: My gf is cute!

2007-07-02T14:26:00.000+08:00

HAHA..
My ass itchy(Literally)..
Went to see doctor..
Got MC for having an itchy ass..
XD

2007-07-01T15:44:00.000+08:00

hi people!

attachment kinda suck.. but at least i made frens and it helps to kill time..
my gf is a stupid,idiotic,dumb and silly girl.
life is still the same..
im too lazy to blog.
i think i can save more money than ah boy.(fucker still owe me money)
roy has too many girls.
darry disappeared.
haha..i wanna noe more girls!!! XD

HI

2007-05-29T23:55:00.000+08:00

hi......
Dover was damn far.. attachment kinda suck.. but.. kinda slack so slog thru for 56 more days and it'll be over and done with.. LONG HOLIDAYS i await ur arrival....

My dad is 1 weird guy.. well weird to me at least..
few weeks ago, he told me.. the internet down.. go fix..
Then i told him the telephone line spoil.
He says"then u go fix the telephone line.. u go poly study for wad?"

Then today he told me not wear contact lens.. cause my hear like kena block so he don wan my eyes kena block oso..
then i told him"my specs very loose"
THEN He said"u technical 1 ,fix spectacles oso don noe!!"

I guess poly technic and technical sounds quite similar.. maybe it means the same too.. but.. i juz don understand why he can link up the stuff...

Nothing much interesting happened.. squabbles.. chats.. and ah boi is trying to be dumb.. ok since he wans me to let the whole world noe..
I HAVE A GF.. MAY CONSIDER HAVING MORE..BUT
thats if.. oh well..

dreams are my reality!! da da da da da ~~~~~

Left a HUGE load of crap..
PS: Had Word Constipation for the past few weeks

weird

2007-05-07T02:29:00.001+08:00

Blogspot something wrong.. html coding wrong.. tot using mozilla had an effect on the html.. but tried using IE still got whole page of weird UI problems...
Damn it.. can't even change font size.. maybe color may not work either..
But the real problem starts today at 430.. im gonna have my nafpa.. and i think i'll fail to get even silver award.. BUT im gonna run as if some on the lose dinosaur is trying to eat me.. NOT!!!
Well at least i'll run to get at least 2 points.. long distance is not my forte..
short and fast is always better! maybe need to raise some stamina.. but too late..
IF ur a buddist u will say"Last minute hug buddha's leg"
IF ur a christan u may say"Last minute hug GOD/jesus's leg"
IF ur a hindu whos leg will u hug?

My fren once told me.. (A good fren bails u out of jail.. But a true fren will sit beside u in jail and say "that was fun!!" )

Met roy on friday night.. had supper.
Damn.. didn't noe that sunday was this boring.. watched spidey 3 on sat with darry, ah boi and my girl .. more action please.. the action was good but more!!!!
Had dota game with darry's frens on sat b4 the movie.. it was gettin late.. they decided to stay and train somemore..haha

Run damien RUN!!!

weird

2007-05-07T02:29:00.000+08:00

blogspot something wrong.. html coding wrong.. tot using mozilla had an effect on the html.. but tried using IE still got whole page of weird UI problems...
Damn it.. can't even change font size.. maybe color may not work either..
But the real problem starts today at 430.. im gonna have my nafpa.. and i think i'll fail to get even silver award.. BUT im gonna run as if some on the lose dinosaur is trying to eat me.. NOT!!!
Well at least i'll run to get at least 2 points.. long distance is not my forte..
short and fast is always better! maybe need to raise some stamina.. but too late..
IF ur a buddist u will say"Last minute hug buddha's leg"
IF ur a christan u may say"Last minute hug GOD/jesus's leg"
IF ur a hindu whos leg will u hug?

My fren once told me.. (A good fren bails u out of jail.. But a true fren will sit beside u in jail and say "that was fun!!" )

Met roy on friday night.. had supper.
Damn.. didn't noe that sunday was this boring.. watched spidey 3 on sat with darry, ah boi and my girl .. more action please.. the action was good but more!!!!
Had dota game with darry's frens on sat b4 the movie.. it was gettin late.. they decided to stay and train somemore..haha

Run damien RUN!!!

early morning

2007-05-02T10:29:00.000+08:00

Today we take things to comparison.. its juz wad i think so if.. u think otherwise share ur thoughts with me then..

When there's no visitors (cb face)Ma lian will like to kpkb.. act high and mighty
when got visitors he disappears.. like a mouse.. if u can ever recall him being ard when there are visitors tell me.. hahahaha..

ok.. here's something.. in english.. people will say..
"ur being an asshole"
in singlish
"u very chee bye leh"

Compare an American cockroach to a household lizard..

Which would u prefer to have inside ur house??
something which looks black gooey and shiny, with feelers and no visible eye and hairy legs or.. a 4 legged creature with black beady eyes.. and which looks obviously cuter than the previous bug..

The difference between a guy and a girl..(Mostly)
Girls are more sensitive to stuff and words.. but guys ain't gonna care much
Girls usually will do anything for the guy she loves.. but guys usually wont do so much.
Girls usually think much more than guys.. for no apparent reason.. i oso don noe why.. maybe their brain juz works that way..

Damn.. im an asshole!!
Ok.. 1 thing.. if u like white polo tee.. would u? wear it everyday?
even to sleep?
thats 1 mind boggling question i would wanna noe the answer.. but its kinda bad to ask that person.. hahha

sian

2007-04-30T03:04:00.000+08:00

OK people.. i serious have nth better to do.. so since i have nth better to do. U all muz do something to kill my boredom..

Johari window

Don be afraid.. juz click on the link.. no joke..
and pls leave ur name behind.. lol..

do it

2007-04-29T14:25:00.000+08:00

Come on everybody do it with me!
Say A! say A! say A ar A!!
Alrite do this

Create your own Friend Test here
Had to redo coz there were some wrong answers.. haha.. do again la.. don lazy!!
http://www.truefriendtest.com/scoreboard/310871
YAY!
XD XD XD

WXYZ

2007-04-25T23:35:00.000+08:00

I had a stupid nightmare few days ago..
2 snakes binds together.
then they have eggs which spew out from an organ of theirs.
The eggs immediately hatch and weird looking crocs which can stand on 2 legs comes out.. (like totodile) but.. they had triangular mouths instead of a long set of teeth..
Came out bite everything.. humans die.. bite animals then the animals becomes crazy and bites humans.. then he humans became zombies.. and wanna attack me.. then i woke up.. but the weird thing was.. In my dream i had powers to fight and had pokemon.. well.. nvm..

Too much game playing causes hallucinations even in ur dreams..

These few days quite boring.. everyday is the same.. but some 1 always pang seh us..
well nvm.. Home bound train to stay 1 more time only.. hah..
Ah boi MIA.. his blog oso dead.. don noe wad happen to him.. maybe kena rape by some arrancar.. LOL!!!

Having a gf is troublesome.. having a bad gf is even worst.. so in the end choose 1 which aint troublesome and is good.. probability of gettin 1 like that is 0.024% out of the whole female population.. so.. ya..

hah..

I have cramps after exercising
after the second day..
Lasts for a week..

craig david's 7 days

2007-04-23T01:36:00.000+08:00

Damien's 7 day's
PS(RED is edited/added on)

On my way to see my friends
who lived a couple hundred blocks away from me (owh)
As I walked through the MRT
it must have been about quarter past three
In front of me
stood a cute lil honey with a sexy big body
She asked me for the time
I said it'd cost her her name
a Eight digit number & a date with me tomorrow at nine

Did she decline? No
Didn't she mind? I don't think so
Was it for real? "KAN" sure
What's the big deal? A pretty girl aged 24
So was she keen? She couldn't "dan"
lenmonsy queen? let me uplate
What did she say? She said she'd love to
rendezvous
She asked me what we were gonna do
said we'd start with poems of poet for two

[Chorus]

Monday
took her go and drink on Tuesday
we were making love by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday
I met this girl on Monday
took her go and drink on Tuesday
we were making love by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

[Verse 2]
Nine was the time
cos I'll be getting mine
and she was looking fine
Sweet talker
she told me
She'd love to unfold me all year long
Ooh I loved the way she kicked it (YEAH!!)
from the front to back she flipped (back she flipped it, ooh the
way she
kicked it)
And I oh oh I yeah
hope that she wont care
cos I'm a man who always wont be there

Ooh yeah
I'm juz the man to play around baby
Ooh yeah
cos a one night stand is really really fair
From the first impression girl hmm you seem to be juz like that
Cos there's no need to chat for there'll be none for that
From the MRT to my home
endless ringing of my phone
When you feeling all alone
all you gotta do
is better not call me call me

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

(Break down, uh break down)
Since I met this special lady
ooh yeah
I can't get her out of my mind
She's one of a kind(scary)
And I ain't about to deny it
It's a special kinda thing
with you-oh.......

[Chorus]
[x2]

ALL THE ABOVE IS FICTITIOUS.. none of it is true in anyways.. any situation or person resembling is PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Today is a monday! yay.. but there wont be any cute lookin gers ard la.. DAMNIT!!!

left a lil more crap on 2:04

bored?

2007-04-22T22:43:00.001+08:00

TAGGED
There really is no end to this kinda thing..
But for the sake of keeping my blog updated.
The below is copied from jaclyn's blog due to my laziness.

I was tagged by Jaclyn.
so I have to play the game and have to pass on to other 6 people.
This is the rules of the game:
-Each person who gets tagged needs to write an entry of their idiosyncrasies as well clearly states this rule
-After stating your 6 weirdness, choose 6 people to be tagged and write it at the bottom of the blog.
-Dont forget to leave a comment "you're tagged" and ask them to read your blog for more information!
Here it goes...

(This part is mine)

1. I get bored easily.
2. I can be a real asshole.
3. I LOVE CATS.
4. I LOVE PUSSIES.
5. I love disturbing people.
6. I very much like to see the faces of ppl I've annoyed.

I've said my piece now its your turn! (I shall not repeat who jaclyn)
so Who's this 6 lucky people??
1. LIL BITCH
2. PUSSY WUSSY
3.Ck
4. Cheryl(Ck)
5. damit(canot find ppl)"lazy"
6.damit(canot find ppl)"lazy"
If u find this troublesome.. juz don post LOL!!
Ok.. 1 more entry!! y i p p e e!

Met Ck juz now drink coke.. then talk cock.. Ck's class happening bunch of ppl!! haha.. enjoyed my time with them.. Maybe HE has better plans for me!

Left my crap on 2253
I juz love being an asshole!

fun day

2007-04-21T04:23:00.000+08:00

Had a hard time figuring out the GBA cable link stuff..
finally.. done..
Today was fun..
Went out with
Ck,Cheryl,Yvette,Nix,Amoz,Novita,Mouse and his gf, and ISHIDA and Wolf face mark

Went Chomp2 eat.. then ice cream.. details on Ck's blog.. i lazy to write anything..
oh.. i went to sch at 2pm.. and.. had lunch with gerfwen.. took pics with her(I LOOK PRETTIER!!!!).. get from her later then post.. in frenster.. LOL!!

then finish eating waiting for the stupid bus then went to AMK play poool.. then go home lota with Ck and w3n and then..errrrr.. then do the POKEMON THING!! WOOT!!!

ME SO HAPPY.COM

LEFT SOME CRAP ON4:28

HORSE FACE!!!

2007-04-18T23:13:00.000+08:00

Okay.. here it goes..
Today is some1's birthday.. i purposely had a "quarrel" with her on the slightest possible thing.. so i made birthday joke.. but i don think she'll get it..she DUMB!! lol..

Came back from the partaye.. cut cake and opening of presents.. though.. not much presents.. i think she still quite happy.. coz is me give 1.. lol BHB.. anyways only got 3 present from wad i could see..

And i had a video of her opening her BIG presents!! lol.. so farni..
The unexpected thing was when she opened Ck's present she wasn't shock.. but very calmly say "eh, i can use these leh!!"
WTH.. if me i take the present and throw at the person's face ar.. lol..Ck u noe wad to do ar!!!

Take train with Ck cheryl and dawn.. dawn dumb dumb.. i wanna let Ck and cheryl got tian mi mi time tgt.. then u push me off the train..

ON TO THE MAIN TOPIC

Its HORSE FACE!!
Who or wad is this horse face..
Its the very CB Sup in Ck's lab..
Came in and gave me the Cb face and kp(the same old thing)..
"why are u in this lab/why are u using the comp"
1 day his comp sure cannot work..
we were outside talkin abt pokemon..
POKEMON,GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL. I NOE ITS MY LESTINY POKEMON.. OOUUHHH UR MY LEST FREN..IN A WORLD WE MUZ LEFEND.

And if i we had death note.. but the pokemon part is the best
Me"if horse face is pokemon i sure use pokeball catch him"
Ck"ya, catch liao then use to fight with wild pokemon"
Ck"GO!! MA LIAN I CHOOSE U!!"
Me"USE KP(kao pei)!!"
Ck"why u using the comp X10"
*Enemy flinch!!*
LOL!!
Me"USE CB FACE!!"
Ck*shows a very CB face*
Enemy defence and attack drops harshly
Ck"use kor chia queh(give car go over)"
*horse face gives the car run over and dies..*
Enemy faint.. 500 damage!!!

HE IS A CB Sup!!
YAY!!

XD
Left my crap on 2341

ehhhh!!

2007-04-16T22:47:00.000+08:00

Firstly i wanna say sorry to wEn for makin my saliva fly onto her face.. My bad!!! not purposely de.. i noe ur heart very big(magnanimous).. but.. but.. u still need to tell me de ma.. don act like nth happen.. I WILL GUILTY DE!! so sorry..

Haha.. but ur acting skill jit tao good till i got nth to say!! so pai seh now.. muz say this publicly.. DEPRESSED LIAO.. LMAO

Ok ok.. today did presentation.. was ok .. still had a lecture from Sup.. say cannot sign in for ppl.. my fren kena demerit 10 point coz he help us sign.. but everyday still got ppl come half day or reach sch when gonna end.. so not fair.. but he don wan make life difficult of ppl.. so i did not do a certain thing..

Had lunch with Ck's classmates.. most of them quite fun! but all like quite innocent leh.. how come ar? The jokes i say onli Yvette understand nia..

Played a game with her juz for entertainment.. but ended up entertaining every1 else.. today no power play 5 ,10.. now my leg like baka(not stupid.. is pig leg!).. and mark told me why mouse had this nick.. coz he has a big **** .. so i ask him go toilet compare.. who lose who give bj.. Mouse donwan play.. I JUZ KIDDIN only ar! but i wanna compare is real 1.. LOL!! LET PLAY MAHJONG Mouse!!
Disturbing ppl is FUN!!

Went to have post lunch early dinner with My "gerfwen" katherine yang kaiting aka ah meow! then send her back to her lecture..so long nv see her le.. finally after soooo long get to see her again.. so haepi

Day ended.. send wEn back with Ck.. like so bright!!! maybe even now still abit luminous .. maybe later can glow in the dark oso..

IM gettin FAT!

X)
Left my crap on 11:14

sian

2007-04-15T04:13:00.000+08:00

its now 415am..
I'm still awake..
Just finish lota with boi , Ck, wEn.

Met Ck to get present for chiang mei mei.. first time buy present for ppl muz get something presentable.. lol.. Ck's present jit tao power!!

Shopped ard Np to get stuff for Ck's mum.. went back and slack ard my fren's shop.. then Ck sms me.. jit tao run home get changed and met him to go orchard with cheryl and frens..

Went to Far East Plaza(which i haven been to for like 6mths).
LOL.. i hate town on weekends... Yishun the best!
walked ard and saw 3 girls sitting at LJS.. why was i lookin at them.. beautiful? no.... they were transvestites.. lol.. Ck and cheryl don noe.. they innocent bunch of ppl.. i am the baddest among them.. hah..

Went BK to eat.. well drink only for me.. BK cheat my money.. or so i thought.. the LARGE coke is 2.20 cents BUT its smaller than Mac's Medium coke.. F UPED!!!

Went to Heeren to find chiang mei mei.. slack and had fun till 10.. SHE PANG SEH US TO FIND BF.. and we stupidly had "fun" with her for 2 hrs.. thanks ar!!

Went back to khatib to have dinner/supper.. talked for awhile then the gers all went back.. and the rest is in the first part of this passage.

wEn i think ur
fren is pretty
cute!

Well its different kinda cute compared to that ger who Hurt my feelings ... but ah nvm..
=)

XD

2007-04-13T22:25:00.000+08:00

I am not GAY.. and i certainly love pussies(pink!!).
And for that ANGELINE who claims to come from RJC and NUS..
Seriously.. do u have anything better to do than taunt me?LOL!!
I haven graduated from poly yet.. so im not a poly grad..
so let me get this right..

NYP students are mediocre?
Poly grads are mediocre and are losers?
Poly people are retards?
The above is assessed by my unrefined and mediocre brain.. AS SAID BY ANGELINE.

Questions to Angeline:
I can disassociate myself with whom?

Vulgar referring to me as some 1 who likes to use vulgarities or as some 1 who is unrefined?

Why am i a pathetic NYP fuck?

Anyways wads a gay fuk? are u using some kind of University slang which my poly brain cannot comprehend?

So if i join NUS (which may not happen) does that make NUS an unrefined place cause i think I'll contaminate the oh so refined people studying there?

Why would i be fuming when your saying every1 who has an/or poly education is a retard cum loser..

So what if i want to have sex with tammy(of which i do not know)
does it really concern u that much who i want to have sex with?

I do not know of the Tammy u speak of.. if your referring to 1 of my friend who has a similar pronunciation as tammy it would be TAMMI.

And by tagging with your email as a referrer.. your frenster..clearly states that your in Nafa.. which is not NTU. OR maybe your a GUY who is in need of female friends.. and thus by creating a female account u actually want to know more female friends only OR did the guys that u used to love hurt u alot?
OR u might be some1 who hates this angeline girl and paste her email for some kind of revenge? u sure are weird for a self proclaimed NUS student.Finally i took the liberty to look up the definition of a SLUT(i couldn't resist the urge of hearing that word).

SLUT=

1.	a dirty, slovenly woman.

2.	an immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute.

So if your trying to tell me that my friend is a slut.. then, either you should prove it OR having sex with your boyfriend is considered being a slut. well then.. have fun answering them
XD

Fuck?!

2007-04-13T00:39:00.000+08:00

Today as in 12 of April.. suay day!
wear long sleeve shirt then Sup nv come.. crap..
Ck they all more suay.. kena shoot by a fucking CB Sup..
he really should go suck some ass..

Juz finished Lotaing with Ck.. damn laggy! lol
i need to change/add my computer parts..
oh ya.. i remember Suhui and gang where taking funny pics in the lab juz now.. LOL!!

Freshies as usual.. gettin on ppl's nerves... hah.. it sucks during freshmen orientation la.. No place to eat.. everywhere is full..
was walkin towards sch and some 3 freshies walked side by side SLOWLY.. ppl are going to sch la.. Some year 2 and 3 ppl still walk slowly oso.. so please be considerate..

ALL in the Poke poke mon craze.. LOL!!! new games for FYP.

And finally to Yvette.. i nv say that ur ugly!! OK?
i didn't noe that my crappy words makes ppl have inferior complexity.. LOL!! ur prettybabe la.. happy?

and ppl have a suay day tml.. yay!!!

To fudge and dumbdumbs

2007-04-11T22:08:00.000+08:00

FOR FUDGE
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,: And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,: and auld lang syne!
For auld lang syne, my dear,: For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet: For auld lang syne!

I really don noe wad au lang sai means.. black guy shit?(direct translation)

Anyways.. ytd.. there was this BUG that came flying into my room whilst via me sleeping.. it came in with a HUGE buzzing sound.. sounded more irritatin than my alarm tone.. the kind that gives u the creeps abt bugs..
Well it certainly woke me up.. and i saw.. BIG BUG.. well not that big without its wings.. hmm.. i should say average female cockroach size!.. i attempted to let it fly out by opening the window.. but that dumb ass still hung ard like SA(lota).. so in a desperation i wanted to whack it.. LOL!!

Guess wad?!!
The damn thing committed suicide.. and hung on to my hershey's wraper.. and i went to take my Million Bug Destroyer!! Hyper sucking power sure to make u cum!!(nv tried b4, juz nonsense)LOL!!

Sucked that bastard and went for my dinner! play lota with Ck then almost kena own by AI(too noob)..

Eileen is addicted to pokemon. All of us are crazy abt trying to catch them all.. only Yvette has no interest.. maybe she no childhood!!
HAH.. day ended and presentation slides completed.. tml presentation..

Rendezvous!!! i'll make u look! stop and stare! and pls smile!

FUDGE DIED

2007-04-10T00:58:00.000+08:00

OK.. seriously my hamster died..
but.. its not mine oso.. i juz take care of it.. and now.. its dead..
don ask me why.. coz i don noe either..

And.. i don noe wad to do with the body.. maybe use it as a fertilizer for the plants?

Today was the same as usual.. the only thing is we forced Yvette to be more girl girl.. muz sainai(teh) more!! everyday scold bad word! if not keep kick ppl hit ppl.. cannot pass la..

I haven done anything for my project and CK is tempting me with the pokemon game!! Yvette told me the ger is not cute.. i actually don care.. coz i the person i really like is ... hahahahhaha...

hah.. played a prank on ppl on Yvette's blog.. damn.. its getting boring.. need some new entertainment!!!

I'll try to blog abt FUDGE's funeral! XD
Im not cold blooded!! juz no attachment to it!

Candy Day!!

2007-04-04T21:54:00.000+08:00

Today is candy day.. everything we do is for candy..
i made a certain bet with yvette coz she dared me to do something..
I wont make a bet with u unless im at least 60% confident of winning la.

Worth it.. in the end i forced her to surrender!!! She did.. and 2 lollipoop for me 2 for CK and + 1 extra for the outdated bunny game.. total = 3 for me 2 for CK.

We had a stupid fire drill today.. and yvette came into my room screaming fire drill.. apparently the alarm went off already..and ur supposed to act like there is a fire.. But by screaming "FIRE DRILL"
U spoilt everything!!

And again i saw that cute girl .. well apparently i assume that she's cute.. but CK say not cute.. mmm.. why? I went back and took a second look after the drill assembly (the BBcourt was damn freakin hot coz of the afternoon sun!) well i looked at her again.. and.. i came to realise.. i need to look at her once a day.. more than that.. its not nice already!!! LOL!!! but still cute la..

And btw i puked in the morning.. and then my ass my groped by yvette, i had 2 breakfast and it kinda suck for my dinner!

The day ended nicely.. went home, justin went back to look for some stuff.. i disturbed sherly, yvette has training.. freshies were lookin at the year 3 girls, 1 word of advice.. unless ur damn handsome don bother to ask for number! (for the freshies!!)

I taught CK how to distinguish the quality of a girl.. well hope he learns quickly.. and cheryl(CK's) don angry la!!!
HAHA..
Best part of the day!!
While waiting for his gf at the MRT station.. we saw this ger.. quite pretty..with make-up on(i don noe when its off)
so she was pacing ard the MRT station.. and i told CK not bad.. but most of all NICE legs.. oh ya and we saw a deathnote shinigami. freakin "SEXY", CK say the world would fall apart.. i told him b4 that i already fall apart!!LOL!!
Oh.. back to the story.. she was waiting for some1 i presumed and i made a bet with CK, i say"she confirm waiting for bf", he said"cannot be some 1 else meh, muz be bf ar?"
Thats when we bet on 1 stick of lollipoop..Cheryl came.. her face quite black(DON FACE BLACK BLACK LIAO LA!!!)
and i told her don face black black and abt the bet.. we waited..
A guy in formal came and talked to the girl..
CK say its her lao peh.. but then they took off holding hands..
I WIN!!!!!

Thanks ar!! XD

High Scores

2007-04-03T02:05:00.000+08:00

OK.. this may seem alittle dumb of me.. But nevertheless im still gonna do it..

This is the screenshot of my solitaire high score.

IF u can't see its Score: 6366 Time: 120
Crap.. why is it in bold..

OK for the next 1 its the new flash game the jumping bunny
Yvette u gonna owe me a lollipoop le.. and sherly.. i wan ur head!!!
First row : 2201140617
Second row : Previous High Score :1146122474
Aint too clear.. BUT if u noe me and see me quite often i got it on camera.. no photoshop!! hahahhah!!! ohh and if u wanna play the game click HERE

Relax.. if u win my high score tell me! i'll challenge u.. IF i feel like it!! XD
Ok.. feeling giddy now.. better get some sleep b4 i puke!

ka ji

2007-04-02T22:39:00.000+08:00

My Ka Ji liao la.. everyday do stupid stun.. sure ji 1..
ka ji(leg break)
Wad stun u may ask?
Its the kind when ppl say something that doesn't really link or for example.. when tammi says"DE LONG KOR KOR"
Then ur legs will suddenly feel so soft and wobbly then u make that stupid action(like gei gei falling down).. imagine doin that everyday for ard 10 times..

Now i don think i can do napfa training.. ITS NOT BECOZ IM LAZY.
But my feet hurts la.. <-----(sounds so gay)
LMAO.. kena pawn by CK.. buay sian..

And today i will take this time to visit the BLOG of some1 again.. to BRIGHTEN MY DAY!!! YIPPEE!!!
LMAO...
And today's quote is"the publisher of the textbook is so lousy. how can they get all the answers wrong. maybe i should send in my answers to them to enlighten them."
APPLAUSE PPL!!! this guy muz be a genius!! kow tow(BOW)!!!
AND HOPES HE PASSES HIS EXAMS WITH HIS GENIUS ANSWERS..

And again.. another has ended.. today was off day.. damn SONG!!
And I'm being bad again.. as usual..
And yvette don make my blush.. i don wan u to help me take her number.. i.. i.. i don noe leh.. maybe juz frens?
LOL!! who cares.. do u? well definitely not me.. XD

And for today's pet phrase "don Gei Si , Gei Wa, Gei Gei, Gei Siao"

i wanna watch ah bean go holiday!!!
And 1 more thing.. i think im freakin mean.. but thats the way u like me, aint it?!! XD

HOW DUMB CAN SOMEONE GET?

2007-04-01T03:11:00.000+08:00

LOL!! first and foremost i'll like to discuss how dumb can some 1 get?
but more importantly i'll like to say something.. AH BOI says he wanna go on DORAEMON hunting.. well its fine.. since i love cats.. and he says he's gonna MAKE A CAGE!! damn... it better be sweet.
DAMN FREAKING CUTE RITE?!!!!
but the sad thing is.. girls prefer dogs to cats.. and to find a girl who really like cats.. is like finding a good girl among bitches.. LOL!!
Relax ladies.. no offense intended.. but .. oh well.. I LOVE PUSSIES
LOL!! XD

Definition of
LOSER= Slang. a misfit, esp. someone who has never or seldom been successful at a job, personal relationship, etc.

DUMB= lacking the power of speech (often offensive when applied to humans): a dumb animal.

OKOK.. the dumb im gonna mention is not this kinda dumb its:
lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

And maybe i should add in the word lame?
LAME= Weak and ineffectual; unsatisfactory: a lame attempt to apologize; lame excuses for not arriving on time.

Im done giving definitions now U shall be the judge..
DON WORRY ITS NOT GONNA BE PORN OR VIRUS
DUMB LAME CUM LOSER
juz click on the link.. no worries.. i don think he will sue me or stuff
coz.. i nv say anything abt him LOL!!! but... juz click la.. don be a pussy wussy..

Albin says.. "he's gonna bookmark.. coz its gonna brighten his day..I THINK it will always brighten his day.. and dude.. i'm sure u'll get a really nice gf... "
I told ah boi"I think he should really get his faced smacked OR get his nuts kicked. "
Being Master Yoda..with avatar on
Ah boi says.."BOTH , and then send him for counselling"

DANG... how much of a loser are u being like this..
A normal human who has a right state of mind wont do this kinda stuff.. oh well.. humans are weird.. MAYBE U EVOLVED??
niceeee.....

alrite!

2007-03-31T02:10:00.000+08:00

Today was ok.. yvette knelt on the mrt floor and i completed FGT.. for those who don noe how i look like here's a preview of 2 pretty girls and a ugly guy.. LOL!!!
had dinner with ah boi and CK.. chatted for awhile talking alot of crap.. and said wanna play dota.. but, i fell asleep when i got home.. and SOME1 didn't call me!!

ok thats beside the point here's the pic

Im not wearing eyeliner by the way.. and i don look like this now.. LOL!!

HAH...

2007-03-29T23:03:00.000+08:00

Crap...crappy indeed.
Guess.. guess wad.. today i made a new fren. her name is sherly. though i noe some 1 whose name sounds the same its different(spelling wise).
And today got "emo kid trying to be rocker with full body tattoo" come and find us.. and YVETTE cover my face with a bear or something.. i look like crap in that pic. Ok the emo kid is
*drum roll* *drum roll* *drum roll* *drum roll* *drum roll*
Luke the bitch aka emo kid plus BKB when he abit siao plus going to up linken sphere, AH BOI!!

He got too bored of his stupid school and came to show off his newly made tattoo.. *MASTER YODA!!*
he was forced to go eat mac when the visitors came.. and waited till we ended sch.

Yvette told me that the cute girl that i always look at seems to look at me.. but im not sure. and i don really care(thats a lie) LOL!!! it feels good la. but not a really important thing..ya know?!.. and she was like she pretty meh, cute meh.. ya la.. at least cuter(MANY TIMES) than U!!!!! to me la.. everyday look at u i oso will sian 1 leh..

Ok.. but thats not the main point... i think she lives around my area.. OKOK that was oso not the main point... LOL!!!

The thing is Ryan my team mate told me abt this joke.. i wonder if it'll have the same effect saying it online. It was told to me while we were sharing jokes and stuff.. HERE IT GOESS!!

ITS BETTER IN CHINESE
A hunter went hunter off into the icy mountains.. there he met some penguins . There were 10 of them.. ranging in sizes.. so he asked 1 of them,"SO!! wad are ur hobbies?" the lil dude replied"EETING ,SEEEPING and DA TITI(hit TITI) " the hunter continued to ask the remaining penguins and all of them had the same answer and when he came to the last 1.. he last 1 told him"EEEETING AND SEEEPING" then he suprised hunter asked.. "u don DA TITI(hit TITI???!!)"
The penguin replied, "IM TITI"
better translate to chinese.. sounds better!!

then we boarded the train and talked trash abt light sabers and stuff.. all of us had stupid fun!! thats all .. well done
thank u .. have fun and
guys are assholes!!! lol!!!

DUMB!!

2007-03-28T22:10:00.000+08:00

HAHA.. dumb.. i saw this ger on the MRT today.. she has a spare tyre and its kinda bulging out of her clothes and its the kind where the sides has slits up to the waist.. so it was kinda yuck.. i told CK and when we boarded the train CK said"EH, she look very happy..coz we bio her", then i say"then she happy for the wrong reason liao!" lmao..DUMB
ok i admit im bad.. XD

No. 2
was at the MRT again.. waiting for the train to Yishun only.. sat down on a "bench" and waited.. while waiting a very sweet scent drifted towards me.. hah.. i ask CK to take a whiff.. he oso say nice..LOL!! behind me was a girl in my lab room.. she smells so sweet la.. lmao.. thats all..

No.3
today while going to take a SHK break with ryan. Miss 178 was outside the lab corridor and was talkin to her fren. when she saw us.. then helped us to press the switch.. maybe not us.. but she was clearly looking at us then she pressed the switch.. while i maybe thinking too much.. but she definitely is cute!!! KAWAII DESU!!!
was hoping to get to see her again afterwards.. tough luck!

No. 4
The latest craze to hit NYPFYPJ.. while it may not really be a craze.. but there are certainly ppl playin it. great time waster for ppl like us who has nth to do.. (in actual fact we need to do alot of stuff, but laziness and playfulness takes control!!) XD
Its fairy godmother tycoon.. u sell potions etc etc etc.. find out more if ur interested.. don ask me.. unless im willing. LOL!! to tell u that is..

Finally home after socializing with the kids downstairs.. and everyday i feel like im being forced to say some1 is pretty if not

(a) I'll get kicked in the nuts every 10-20 mins
(b) I'll get bruised all over
(c) I'll get scratched all over

personally choice A is pretty good.. coz its easy to dodge.. but when it does hit.. DAMN.. it hurts like crap coming out of ur mouth.. i don really noe how that feels.. but it does sound disgusting.. LOL!!! wonder if it'll hurt..
So pwretty.. ya.. she is the prettiest in the left side of the lab.. but thats ONLY on the LEFT SIDE! but she's accident prone, super blur and jit tao siao siao 1..

U'll agree if u get to noe her.. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

My Fault?

2007-03-26T23:41:00.000+08:00

Juz came home! chat with Roy.. know about quite a few stuff.. didn't sleep till 7 in the morning and got up LATE.. reached sch ard 1+ ,2pm.

Had some sweet stuff.. then some shows then yvette said.. i wanna dabian.. then CK says"u wan damien ar?"
then we all laugh.. quite cold for a joke but nevertheless GOOD!! NICE 1 dude!!

The day ended with me watching a show which kinda bores me.. logged in ,clock out ,logged out
HENG TODAY NO NEED SQUEEZE MRT!! tomorrow sure sian.. still need to take to JE the MRT.. all becoz of SOMEBODY!!!! KE LIAN DE ME AND CK!!

Went to my fren's shop, watched the kids play GOW2.
All i can say is nicEEEEEE. Then went to NP to walk around.. see see look look..
Do i look weird? why do ppl stare at me? i wonder..
then came back.. walking along the pasamalam stretch of pavement.. then this girl was walking towards me.. and i looked up and glance at her.. then she almost fell down.. i look that scary ma?

ANYWAYS.. i didn't laugh at her.. i felt bad.. maybe its my fault.. ok thats beside the topic.. TML i will try to wake up early and go sch early.. I TRY!!! lol..
ok ciao my lan ciao!!

yawns

2007-03-25T23:57:00.000+08:00

Now i think i can read this in my blog.. the previous 1 small size font.. so if u have problems reading it.. thats ur problem.. LOL!! juz kiddin.. Anyways.. i woke up at 6pm today and it sucks.. coz i could not buy toto.. nvm tml morning buy.. HELP ME SIGN IN PLEASE!! thank u.. 043492z
pastword is my password

LOL!! i think i better not put any pics in this blog.. later every1 who visits puke.. hahah.. CK ur turn liao.. prettybabe ask u go make 1 oso.. skinnyboi-me or maybe cutieboi-me . or u wan skinnycutie-me oso can!!!

Eh very bo liao rite.. don read liao coz im not writing anymore stuff.. the only thing i have to say is.. BORING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Special thanks

2007-03-24T21:21:00.000+08:00

EH.. somebody did this for me.. and there was some1 who said she would do it for me..but this person who did it for me is Yvette.. funny name? i think not.. but if u really wanna noe who she is then.. her blog's URL is about the same as mine.. juz that change it to a female context.. handsome = pretty , dude = babe and the -me is the same.. lol .. HAPPY NOW!!!! how come i cannot see my picture?lol!!